Things That Make Me Not Feel Like a Grown-Up: Leaving the House in the Morning

1) I set at least two alarms on my phone and my iPad.  Two EACH.  And I still turn off every alarm in a grumpy quasi-sleep state only to finally get up two hours after I meant to.

2) When I actually get up at a reasonable time, you know what kind of magic happens? Two episodes of The Walking Dead on Netflix. 

3) Those three outfits in the front of my closet?  I wear them every week, because picking out clothes the night before is really really hard.

4)  Do grown-ups go to work with their hair still wet?  Because I do, and I am pretty much okay with that.  

5) Where are my keys?  Where are my keys?  WHERE ARE MY KEYS???