Things That Do Not Make Me Feel Like a Grown-Up: Mermaid Toes

1) They're shiny, iridescent, and sparkly, all at the SAME TIME.

2) Removing glitter nail polish takes so much time and effort that could be used on more productive things like, well, anything.

3) They're super pretty and go with absolutely nothing.

4) Two simple words: Mermaid. Toes.  Nothing else needs be said, right?